the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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