I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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