I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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