No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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