4 words: hood of his car
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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