....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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