stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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