yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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