Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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