I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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