I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.