Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.