yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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