real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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