We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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