Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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