Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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