I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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