420 ftw
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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