It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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