I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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