I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She announced her abortion via fbk
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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