scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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