Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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