I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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