I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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