i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
