Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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