This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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