can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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