Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

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(917): View more from New York City

He disabled his match.com account in front of me

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus

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(859): View more from Kentucky

you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do

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(614): View more from Ohio

the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift

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(256): View more from Alabama

No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.

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(805): View more from California

It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife

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