I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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