of course. lets lasso hookers.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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