Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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