o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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