this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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