Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
