You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My liver just had a heart attack.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Let's get the cat blown out
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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