he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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