I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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