it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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