wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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