Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I wish you could order shots online.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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