No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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