Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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