Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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