you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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