i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
last night I used snow as a chaser
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
