so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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