He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i dont even know how to be here
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
