i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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