good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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