okay pat passed out under dana's car
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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