Your face is a jimmy john
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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