their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.