You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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