i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
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Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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