how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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